mrmiddlefinger:

The most Ratchet show ever

I DIED. She uses the P-word way too much for me :DDDDD

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milesjai:

A woman dancing on BUTTER.

What in the actual FUCK?
I thought she was getting it at first.

I was like okay, she working it.

But then she ate it.

She need to stop.

(Source: literallysame)

Sofía Vergara on Saturday Night Live.

LOVE HER.

(Source: modernfamilys)

The odds are in my favor!

Who is going to go see the midnight showing of the Hunger Games?

This Bitch!

I’m. So. Excited.

This is going to be awesome.

I’m so glad I got a ticket, cuz ya’ll know

Getting shit done today

I just looked at my planner and saw how much shit I had to do today.

My face:

My attitude:

But then I thought to myself, you can do it bitch.

And once your done you can tell yo shit:

And then celebrate!

I can drop it like it’s hot, cold, lukewarm, room temperature, what have you. However, bringing it back up is a different story. Can you say pick up on aisle 9?

I can drop it like it’s hot, cold, lukewarm, room temperature, what have you. However, bringing it back up is a different story. Can you say pick up on aisle 9?

Finals

What I think about finals:

What kind of mood finals gets me in:

What I’ll be like once finals are over: